daily special:
can i recapture your heart? - Joy-hani @ 21:52 \ 05.01
Monday, August 20, 2007
boston?
heeeeheee i've been back for like 2 weeks now but i never blogged about my trip to boston! >_> so everyone already knows about my hectic flight there. lets talk about after i got there -o-
UBER HOT.
and stinky.
and random steam vents in the middle of the sidewalk !#%(*!#$!@#%!!! so u cant avoid it and u'r like UGHHHHH GROSSSSSSSS every single time u walk thru it.
and.. OMG i feel lazy to blog. lalala.
ok so while we were in boston, we listed out a bunch of things im supposed to blog about on paper.
1. ze changeroom.
ok so basically, we were trying on clothes~ and we shared a changeroom! and so heres our convo after we both got pretty naked:
joy: OMG LOOK AT MY FAT.
joy: WHAT FAT? IM FATTER
joy: NO U'R NOT!! WTF LOOK AT ME
joy: LOOK! MY ARMS ARE FATTER
joy: NO MINE ARE! AND MY LEGS ARE FATTER TOO
joy: NO THEY SO ARE NOT!!
joy: YES THEY ARE LOOK!
joy: I HAVE SHORTER LEGS!!
joy: NO!! I HAVE SHORT LEGS TOO OK
joy: NO LOOK!!
joy: NO THEY'RE NOT! LOOK MY HIP IS HERE
joy: ok look!! heres my hip, and heres my belly button.
joy: ok u have a very low belly button.
joy: Ya! my proportions are so bad!!
joy: NO! having along torso is sexy!!
joy: YA RIGHT, U JUST MADE THAT UP!!
joy: LOLOOLOOLLOL NONO I REALLY THINK SO LOL
and i'll leave u to decide which joy is which. LOL.
2. uh.. more changeroom madness?
so that day, i was wearing boots and shorts,, and in the changeroom, i tried on a top! then joy was like "oh can i try that on too?" so then i took it off and gave it to her to try on, then she's like oh can i try on ur shorts? and im like DOTS.. so i took off my shorts while keeping my boots on (cus so ma fan to take off boots too u know!) and gave it too her -_- then it just so happens that my lingerie set that day was bright pink -o- and im like looking at myself in the mirror.. "DO I LOOK LIKE A HOOKER OR WHAT?!" and then joy was like HAHAHAHA YOU SO DO. gee thanks. ; ;
and then joy tried on this trench coat she took, and she was like OMG i look like a detective!!! then she made me take off my boots for her to put on to go w/ her detective look. although we decided she looked more like those bian tai uncle who walk around and randomly flash unfortunate pedestrians at night.
SO THATS US.. a hooker and a detective. yay.
3. if only...
so on our way back from the mall, we were walking to the bus stop! and i saw lights passing, so i pointed "oh is that the bus??" and joy was like "no joy, thats the train." and im like "oh.. -_-" and we continued to walk to the bus stop.. and meanwhile i started saying.. SIGH... all my problems would be solved IF I WAS SKINNY. and i started saying if i was skinny, i'd be rich~ i'd be interested in school~ life would be wonderful!! and then we walked past a vending machine.. and i said the vending machine would even give me free drinks!.. it'd spit them out right now. and then the bus came! but it came on the wrong side. then joy was like "im sure it came on the wrong side because u'r fat, right?" and im like "LOL YUP! and if i was skinny it'd lay out a red carpet for me"
4. peach iced tea!
ok so then after we got back to harvard square, we went to this fast-food (?) place and ordered a sandwich to share and peach iced tea. LARGE peach iced tea. and then after we sat down, finished the sandwich.. and the super duper yummy peach iced tea!! but we finished the tea so fast ; ; then we realized the guy actually gave us a MEDIUM peach iced tea!!! :@@@ and he also filled up the cup with ice all the way to the top!!! and so i said thats not fair!! ; ; i want my peach iced tea T^T and joy said she'll go see if she can pay more for a refill, cus there was so much ice! but the manager ended up giving us a free refill :D and i was like HAHAHA WE ARE SO GHETTO! WE'RE SUCH ASIANS. then i was like.. arent u glad they gave us too much ice? LOL so we got a free refill! then i started saying how MacD drinks actually all come with 1 free refill, and joy said she knows cus she always goes there with her prnts and they always get 1 small drink and drink from it with 3 straws LOL SO GHETTO LA CAN!?!?! and then we decided next time we come for peach iced tea we should just ask for NO ICE, and bring our own ice. LOL! so ghetto. -_-v
5. edible massage oil?
oh and then! i started telling joy about my friend diana (ahem)~ ok so this happened in vancouver! i wasnt actually there but dolly told me. ok so dolly was shopping with diana at la vie en rose (yes its a lingerie store) and they were buying pajamas for someone's b-day! then when they were paying, the girl at the counter asked them if they were interested in adding a packet of edible massage oil to their purchase~ and diana was like "COOL!! EDIBLE MASSAGE OIL! why is it edible!" and then dolly was like "OHMYGOD...." *SLAPS FOREHEAD* HAHAHAHAHA HOW EMBARRASSING. and when i heard the story, i was like.. "so u can massage ur tongue! LOLOLOL"
6. pranks ;o
ok then joy started telling me all these pranks by all these schools in the states LOLOL THEY WERE SOOOO FUNNY!! but joy u should help me tell them! cus i suck at telling these and i forgot all the school names ; ;
7. Joy Shadow
oh so one day, we were walking to the subway~ and i was looking at my shadow while walking.. and i was like "awwww.. dont u think my shadow is so sexy? its so slim and tall. Hi shadow! How are you!" and joy was like "............ Hi Joy! I'm fine. Love, Joy Shadow." LOLOL and then we went to this super duper nice restaurant cus it was restaurant week :D and while eating SO MUCH i was saying i bet Joy Shadow is getting angry while waiting for me outside cus im eating so much and its probably screaming "WHY AM I GETTING SO MUCH FATTER UNCONTROLLABLY?!"
8. escalator railing
oh this happened on the day i arrived in boston~ i was SOOO EXHAUSTED from my plane ride.. and we had to carry my super heavy luggage with us too! T_T and so we were pulling it towards a flight of stairs side by side with the escalator. and from afar we could already see the escalator railing going up, and there was no escalator going down T_T which is what we needed ; ; so i was like AWWW MANNNNN... maybe the escalator is actually going down and only the railing is going up..? ; ; and i even went to double check T_T and was disappointed ; ; so we had to drag my luggage all the way down the stairs ; ;
9. voice from bag?
oh this happened when we were just walking on the streets near boston commons! and so we took some pictures with my phone~ then i put it back in my bag and we were walking down the sidewalk 38 chatting~ then we kept hearing someone talking~ but i thought it was just someone walking behind us.. then joy was like "whos talking?" then i looked around and no one was around us then im like I DUNO? LOL then joy was like ITS COMING OUT OF UR BAG!! then we realized one of us accidentally dialed & called with my phone without noticing -_- SORRY!! LOL
10. @ Azure
so for restaurant week, we went to this restaurant called Azure! and they had a fixed 3-course menu~ so we had the appetizer (OMG DELICIOUS) and the entree (OMG DELICIOUS AGAIN) and we were SO. ABSOLUTELY. BLOATED we were complaining saying that we're gona die. and then i started saying that if one of us explodes, then we can sue azure for money! and we'll also give each other our life insurance and we'll be rich from this 1 dinner! LOL ok so the time came to choose our dessert~ so i was looking at the menu seeing which dessert i wanted.. and i was like "i think i'll get a.................." and me and joy said at the same time: "another steak / pork tenderloin" LOLOL for the exploding effect?
omg 10 points! im too lazy to blog more! wasnt that such a boring read -_- anyway, i'll just stick random boston photos here.
EDIT: OK STUPID PHOTOS MAKING ME ANGRYYYYYYY
EDIT again: ok so FINALLY.... since there are like 30 photos.. i didnt reli wana put them on candy-cafe cus its probably gona stay on the front page for a while (due to our slow update rate lalala) so dun want to be like loading 30 pix every time. photobucket will keel me ; ; so here they are.
- Joy-hani
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